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FirstSarge
Artist | Professional | Literature
United States
Just a simple country boy.

Current Residence: Tyler Texas
Print preference: New Times Roman
Favourite genre of music: Country
Favourite style of art: Surreal/Deco
Operating System: A board certified surgical team.
MP3 player of choice: Is that like the running back?
Shell of choice: Scallop
Wallpaper of choice: Fleur -des-lis
Skin of choice: Mine, though I do tend to get under others.
Favourite cartoon character: Spider-Man
Personal Quote: "Any day above ground is a good day."
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WOW!! YOU ALL SUCK

Journal Entry: Tue Apr 16, 2013, 7:27 AM
You hate me for being an America, then you destroy life. FUCK ALL OF YOU.

Treeline: by resurgere

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ReapersLove Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
Hey Sarge!! How have you been?? It's been way too long since I last got to talk to you!!! I've moved accounts again deary. I really gotta stop doing that haha. You can find me on :iconintransient-soul: now <3 MISS YOU!!!
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TheMadMulatto Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2013
Where you been, man :?
How ya doin'?
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blackstrike Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Professional Photographer
It took you that long to come up with an answer? So it's true - all you republicunts are dumb. No wonder you hold a rifle on your profile photo - you have no dick.
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FirstSarge Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Dude, I don't think we can keep this up. I fear we have (my fault) gone beyond the simple attack and made this absurd.

I did enjoy writing yesterdays reply, but I feel that we have taken it as far as we can. (I am sorry about your crack whore mother though).

To keep it interesting, if possible, I suggest you attack my Texan and/or my Russian heritage, whilst I go after that faggy, wispy almost girl like beard and your obvious weight problem.

Cheers,

P.S. Pouty lips such as yours, I have only seen on Angelina Jolie, Hannah Davis and homosexuals. Congrats. As an open minded person of the twenty first century, I salute you on your many male/male relations and would like to offer you a coupon for 10 (ten) percent (%) off your next 55 gallon drum of Vaseline.

P.P.S.

I further would like to apologise to you for thinking badly of you that you dress up like a little fanboy. [link] .

You already must feel pathetic without me rubbing it in. I am truly sorry.
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blackstrike Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Photographer
If you can't keep it up, get a Viagra, pup. Me, I have no problem with that. Any time your brainless persona needs a good bashing, you can gobble on my penis. I'm always glad to donate my bodily fluids to my favorite bitch.

As far as your alleged Russian heritage, your mom sucking dicks in Gorky Park for a few rubles doesn't mean you have Russian blood in you. More like sperm. Take a Kleenex and wipe it of your lips, pup, you don't have to emulate your mom in everything.

As for my looks, I'm sure that closet gay like you has a lot of fashion tips etc, but real men don't bother much with that. They also don't pose with weapons to show everyone how (allegedly) tough they are. That is called "overcompensation" and you should look it up, pup. Nice hat, by the way - it perfectly hides your dick shaped head.

P.S. As you can see, we have a lot of fun on cruises. You're welcome to join ANY cruise ship - I'm sure that you would be a joy to many gay dancers onboard. You wouldn't even have to wear a butt plug anymore, they'd make sure that you're always plugged!
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FirstSarge Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Writer
Dude,

Okay, I give. I know that in the new century that you have the right to look like a little pussy with that wispy little beard and fat pouty lips.

So you like to take it in the ass. Who cares any more? Why are you so militant and why do you hide your extreme fetishes by attacking others?

So you have a small dick? Ralph Nader and Obama have thin lips, they will accomodate you.

I am sorry you feel slighted. I did not mean to make you feel ill at ease with your obvious shortcomings.

With your tiny little dick, I suggest that you fuck the gerbils as opposed to letting them loose in your rectum.

Live and let live I say... Just not in my neighbourhood. Stay in France.
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FirstSarge Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Professional Writer
You poor ignorant needle dick. The reason It took so long to get back is that I have a life and don't live on the computer watching kiddie porn as you do. I imagine you sit there for hours in your crack addict mothers basement watching ten year olds get raped while you tug your pathetic shriveled dick.

I do forgive you though, it must be rough knowing that while you are blowing your wad on a cracker to eat later, your mother is upstairs blowing syphalytic cocks for a rock.
AHAHAHAHA.

Go away pedophile. You are a minor irritant.
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blackstrike Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Professional Photographer
Oh, you silly little retard. Did you forget to take your pills again, you're talking nonsense. I figured out why it took you so long to answer - they finally let you out for weekend from whatever mental institution your incestuous family locked you in, huh? Still trying to hump your disabled grandma? Listen, I'll let you on a secret - if you keep trying to breed with your own offspring (as you do), results might be less than desirable, to say at least. Just look how you turned out - even your mother doesn't love you. When I look at you, I can see family resemblance - you look a little like your uncle, your uncle's father in law, your neighbor, your neighbor's dog, that donkey from farm next to one you grow up on etc. Man, your mom was busy, huh? Go stuck your rifle up your ass and pull a trigger with your toe - you'll save us all banality of your pathetic existence and you will raise average IQ of human raise for a few points.
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FirstSarge Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2013  Professional Writer
I apologise for what I have said. I should never have made such disparaging remarks about your mothers fellating disease ridden cocks to get the rent money to support your pathetic lifestyle. I feel sorry for you that she spent it on meth and rock instead of paying for your internet porn and Cheeto's. I can only imagine how lonely you felt pulling at your tiny pud stained orange from your fat little grimy fingers.

I hope you will forgive me. I can't imagine what it must be like to be sodomized by your father. The familial betrayal you must have felt when he told you to "squeal like a pig" when he molested you in the woods near your home, a broken down tar paper shack.

I shudder at the pain you must have felt, on your knees satisfying him orally after he beat up your disease ridden mother whose only claim to fame was blowing fifty two truckers at the Flying J in 17 minutes.

The fact that you were born with only one, dry, shrivelled little testicle must only add to the shame that you must feel.

Again, in summation, I wish again to apologise for making light of your insignificant life as I have so callously done. Though I don't know what it is like to beg in the gutter while mongrels piss on my herpes ridden body, I empathise with you.

Keep your stick on the ice (if you can rise to your knees after that last BJ marathon of yours when you tried to make enough money for a 99 cent cheeseburger at McDonald's).

My best wishes.

I pray that your suffering ends and that you die a swift and mostly painless death.
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KreepingSpawn Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2013  Professional Digital Artist
Found this, thought of you: Rules For A Gunfight

;)
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