Damn Kids Graham Banyon was enjoying a television retrospective, "2012: The Mayans Were Right and Other Crackpot Beliefs", when a tremendous explosion rocked the house. "Damn kids," he muttered. With a weary sigh he rose from his chair and walked to the back door. He looked up at the moon hanging low in the sky. The last orange rays of the sun waned lazily in the west.Damn Kids by ~FirstSarge
"What the hell are you kids doing out there," he half heartedly bellowed at a scarred and slightly smoking tool shed. The shed had a slightly guilty look he thought.
"Just a little experiment in cold fusion, Pop," said the shed amidst a flurry of childish giggles.
"Cold fusion do
eHarmony.com "You know,... look, I didn't think anything of those computer dating sites. I thought they were just places to look to hook up." David squirmed. His hands were sweaty on the wheel. Oh my god, he thought. Did I put on too much cologne? Don't screw up. Don't screw up. "I mean, I want to start this on an honest basis and I sort of... well, I actually was looking for..."eHarmony.com by ~FirstSarge
"A booty call?" Stephanie laughed. "Come on, you spent three months getting up the courage to ask me out. Not that I hadn't dropped a few hints that I wanted you to ask."
"Yeah, I suppose the restaurant coupons you kept suggesting as a "friend" should have been a
Back in the Heart of Texas"What's the point?" 1st Lentil Glorp asked as he deftly cut out the anus of an apparently very unhappy cow.Back in the Heart of Texas by ~FirstSarge
Lentil 2nd class, Skcizzicks, mentally shrugged and replied, "Well, it's to make a bit, isn't it?" Skcizzicks carefully removed the cows left eyeball. The cow was less than pleased.
"No, I mean why are we doing this? That's what I'm on about. What the hell sense does this make? We shoot around a planet full of emerging sentients, shove a glorph up their asses, give their testicals a good squeeze, paint them in glowing ooze and set them down in the middle of nowhere? Is this what I went to college for?"
Skcizzicks looked up from hi